• Headed back to Tooting just now and assorted beeves on the roads:
    1: lots of LFB appliances headed north at Stockwell. London’s burning/fetch the engine amirite.
    2: bizarre taped off bits all over Clapham South and various Police cars/bikes parked at crazy angles - what looked like a businessman’s suit, brogues and briefcase on the ground being examined. Occupant vanished.
    3: a guy threatening a stuck van driver with a baseball bat on Glenburnie Rd (who carries a shrinkwrapped baseball bat in their boot ffs?).

  • shrinkwrapped baseball bat

    Oooh, clever. It's like Bateman in American Psycho laying out the plastic sheets first, you can just remove the plastic and there are no traces of blood left.

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