the " if you need it it's in here " box you mean, bolts without nuts, singular nails and screws, washers that don't fit anything cause they're either too big or too small, broken parts you feel sure will mend themselves, or that contain spares for parts you don't own
you'll never delve into it's darkest deepest recesses but it's nice to know that whatever you need it'll be in there, rest assured the day after you throw it all in the trash you'll wish you hadn't
box it and shove it right to the back in the attic or pile all those boxes of stuff you do need on top of it, and just forget about it, one day when elvis and lord lucan arrive at your front door asking for that triangular alan key you'll know where to find it, and you'll make some new friends
the " if you need it it's in here " box you mean, bolts without nuts, singular nails and screws, washers that don't fit anything cause they're either too big or too small, broken parts you feel sure will mend themselves, or that contain spares for parts you don't own
you'll never delve into it's darkest deepest recesses but it's nice to know that whatever you need it'll be in there, rest assured the day after you throw it all in the trash you'll wish you hadn't
box it and shove it right to the back in the attic or pile all those boxes of stuff you do need on top of it, and just forget about it, one day when elvis and lord lucan arrive at your front door asking for that triangular alan key you'll know where to find it, and you'll make some new friends