What the fuck are you talking about? This fits perfectly in here!
One of my favourite bits is I have broken down the morning’s brewing process into so many parts that I have essentially given myself an unpaid internship that I am woken up for every day.
Possibly the wrong thread for this, but it did make me laugh:
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jan/02/a-new-start-phil-wang-on-how-a-coffee-grinder-with-12-settings-changed-his-life