Wanted: Possible relationship?

@HoKe is looking for someone over the long cold festive period. For friendship, maybe more?

Female is preferred but he can be flexible.

Wish list is as follows:

Clothing: Head to toe Rapha like himself is preferred
Personality: Funny
Cycling:

• At least 1200 peak watt output
  
• Can maintain a minimum of 90 RPM cadence for long periods of time
  
• Cat 1 rider or above
  
• Fixed gear skidder skrrrr
  
• Occasional brompton rider
  
  

Hit him up @who_da_ho on insta.

Go....