Draw your own collisions

Did he actually skid on Poo?

Fuck dude, couldn't you have found a smaller, less important bone to break?

Damn @youramericanlover heal fast!

@cagimaha do you have a rad stache and were you ghostriding his bike (MVP move!) back to town yesterday? Skid Hill Ln I think. Passed me in opposite direction. I just continued on thinking how weird this was :)

Hah I didn't see any poo, I assumed that the image depicted the festering sheep carcass he had the temerity to crash next to.

I thought I recognised you from Tuesday night hills! Yeah that was me on my way back with his bike.

lol awkwaaaard
hope the journey back was ok

Haha yeah it was fine compared to Dan's in the back of the ambulance I'm sure!

feeling sheepish
#dadjoke #highasfuck

Quality drugs are about the only bright side to this kind of incident.

that news is shit enough so no steaming turd necessary. just to add to all the HTFU well dude. hope it is a clean break

Quality drugs are about the only bright side to this kind of incident.

True, just make sure you hold a few back for when you don't need them.

Heal fast!

Tramadol ftw.

Plus, that first time back on the bike will be amazing.

Shit, mate. Heal up soon! They give you a prognosis?

That femur drawing looks like two tipless cocks coming together.

Hope you heal up fast.

If there were a forum for world leaders I imagine a thread called “draw your own collusions”. Donald has just post a picture of himself in an Olympic pool of shit.

Before and after

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FUUUCK!

Hope you got a sticker for being brave. Thats some pins.

Jeeebus

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

zip ties?

Fuck man - no half measures!

Hope you heal up quick. January just got harder......

zip ties?

+ Stan's Sealant

Thanks for your kind words everybody!

Ouches. Hope you are better soon!