Draw your own collisions

But I did refrain from adding turd.

For shame.

But I did refrain from adding turd. Sorry, everyone.

I added 'turd' to an official Police drawing.

Also, that not a car. Looks more like a 7.5t Truck if it's to scale?

I've been pleasantly surprised in the past. If no-one has been hurt they often give the driver the option of an awareness course or take points.

That's what happened when a guy T-boned me. I was lucky enough to get CCTV so the police didn't give him much of a choice!

I had a flatmate who had to do an awareness course.

He said it was a complete waste of time and he still drove like a dick.

90% of British drivers think they are better than average at driving. He is part of the 40% who are unaware of how shit they really are.

I did a speed awareness course. I thought it was brilliant, really informative, not condescending and genuinely useful.

40% who are unaware of how shit they really are.

Pretty sure that percentage should be also 90%

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that's shit, nasty break yal
heal up fast

Good to see your artistic skill0rz are still tip top! Heal fast.

Oh no. Heal up, dude.

Oh shut Dan that totally sucks.

Heal up well and enjoy being looked after for Christmas !

What has week.golf.com got to do with it?

The final panel is http://www.golf.com as I am sacking off bikes etc #dadjoke

Thanks for your messages! Indeed it is shit but a thousand thank yous to @cagimaha who called the ambo and looked after me on the road. He is a hero

Dude! Heal fast and I hope it doesn’t spoil your Christmas.

No hand holding on NYD has upset me. :-(

I wish you the swiftest of recoveries and am hoping they've prescribed you some decent pain relief!

Totally rubbish news. Hope you heal fast.

A reminder to us all as we enter the coldest months. If it can happen to Dan, with his mad bike handling skillz it can happen to anyone. Ride safe.

We need a new leader for hard day too now I take it. All the bad news. :(

Get better soon, Dan!

Blah. Heal up YAL!

Heal up dude! Do you have a cast? Can I meet you one lunch this week and draw a willy on it if you do?

I appreciate the nonchelant ice poo phantom in your illustrated recount.

:((( oh god yal that's horrible. Heal up soon, hope santa brings you lots of painkillers for christmas!

:-(

Wishing you a speedy recovery, my friend

Ah shit mate. Sorry to see this. Is the sweet fixie OK?

Sweet fixeh all fine, scuffed lever/hood and a tweaked mudguard was the worst of it. The man's monster quad took the brunt of it.