Epic WTF

That last one...
Oww!
Head straight to tarmac.

just a wooly bully

https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094

Ha, that's great.

Long-winded and not particularly funny spoof of some kind, or am I missing something?

It's satire, but with a serious purpose. It's explained near the end of the paper.

The PARACHUTE trial satirically highlights some of the limitations of randomized controlled trials. Nevertheless, we believe that such trials remain the gold standard for the evaluation of most new treatments. The PARACHUTE trial does suggest, however, that their accurate interpretation requires more than a cursory reading of the abstract. Rather, interpretation requires a complete and critical appraisal of the study. In addition, our study highlights that studies evaluating devices that are already entrenched in clinical practice face the particularly difficult task of ensuring that patients with the greatest expected benefit from treatment are included during enrolment.

Aha. I was missing something. Thanks!

Seasonal software from Microsoft

I need it. Link?

Should be a cardigan right? Windows should open.

At least a zip at the top.

https://www.psychguides.com/guides/shopping-addiction-symptoms-causes-and-effects/

The back should just be blue...

software

dad joke/10

Every time you put that sweater on, it should make the Eno Windows 95 startup sound.

I get this, but pro buyers like @amey get a pass??

Thats racist!

I'm afraid it's one of those "send us a witty and grovelling DM on Twitter and we'll put you in a lottery" lotteries.

I wouldn't know where to start with the likes of him...

https://www.designboom.com/technology/red-shark-bikes-cycle-on-water-trimaran-06-21-2018/

These things are actually great fun, but obviously not worth the $10k or whatever they think oligarch idiots will pay to use once.

hm, at what speed do aero bars give an advantage?

The sea is also in incredibly calm.
Whole thing is ridiculous.

what speed do aero bars give an advantage?

First you need to be moving.

Did anyone else notice that they cut it as to not show more than one rotation of the cranks, because when they do it's evident that it's got terrible action.

ridiculous

Totally. Why are they wearing helmets? Why design a boat where the person using it is way up above the floaty things? Like standing on a stepladder in a regular small boat ffs

Edit: can't be real. Can it?