• "you go on ahead mate, Ill be fine"

    To their credit they do wait at the top of hills for you.

  • I was a hill waitee, now more often a waiter but the irony is that the minute the waitee has finally, using incredible effort, reached the summit, the waiters, who have been chilling with the resting HR of a hibernating grizzly, for 3 minutes then shout "right, let's go!" just as waiter needs a breather

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