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When you’re a member of the royal family you sometimes get so bored that you might need to torture someone from time to time.
Pawlus-
Well, yes, I suppose a little light recreational torturing might be a possibility. But apparently sleep deprivation, 'stress positions' (a euphemism for being hung up by your arms) and simulated drowning (waterboarding is another euphemism) isn't torture, according to the God-fearing democratic evangelists in the Land Of The Free, so that gives bored royal Arab sadists considerable latitude over what is or isn't 'torture'. Anyway, who hasn't been innocently walking along with a pair of jump leads connected to the mains, and then accidentally fallen over and brushed them against someone else's testicles? Happens all the time. Well, back to cycling...
Brommers
Of course he hasn't. He got someone to do it for him. I mean, you don't, as a member of the royal family, have your own securities services and do your own torturing.