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  • Are you planning on going into each one?

    IKEA's layout is designed to keep you trapped in there for about as long as it takes pine to grow into shelves, how many days is this ride going to take? Stealth camping overnight in the bedding department?
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  • one does not simply stroll..

    You are obviously an amateur. Know your market place shortcuts.

    And no, I don't intend us to go into each one, but having toilets, hot dogs, mini Dime bars and lingonberry pop on tap at each one will be handy.

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