Shit fixie skidders say...

If I didn’t had my L96

One time I was in a sandwich shop and I heard a man ask for "a panini". Of course, panini is plural - the singular being "panino" - so I grabbed a can of Monster out of the fridge and smashed it into his temple with all the force I could muster.

He hit the deck, so I jumped on top of him and began raining blows on his face, head, neck and chest - first with metal cutlery, then using one of the stainless steel dishes they keep sandwich fillings in behind the glass counter.

Within a couple of minutes he'd lost consciousness, happily.

All the customers and staff then stood up and clapped. "Truly, you are the king of words!" they cried, with tears streaming down their faces. A young mother gave me her baby to kiss, and a group of young men smashed up the blackboard that had "panini" written on it before taking £80 from the till and slashing the owner's throat with a San Pellegrino bottle.

That's actually funny!

I commute on 63 x 14 around London which isn't too bad apart from when you have a headwind on a 13%er for 0.6 miles - that hurts

Was waiting for that thread to appear on here

fucking hell, who's this weapon?

Here

I did the Roubaix sportive on fixed

Selling my Cannondale Supersix Evo as I now ride fixed gear only.

I did the whole South downs way on 61.5" gear in 10.5hrs once. It was hard but rewarding. The funniest bits were passing people on geared bikes on the climbs.

Link?

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/14550693/

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the #fixedgear drive is like a time machine that gives you the ability to look into the future while riding (in traffic) - the brake is some sort of virus that made him slam into the car

from the gram

watches premium rush....

There's some gold in the comments as well.

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Yeah that one made me chuckle/burst in to tears

Am I a bad fixier if I don't like nearly dying?

Brakes are death though, so real risk-takers like me are the true fixists.

Oh shit.

Can’t stop. Don’t want to either

I can stop any time

Just much slower than everyone else

Why stop when you can see the future?

I can see the future and I’m not in it