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Sorry "dad" but in a referendum between my wife and I the results came out 52/48* in favour of making you sleep in the shed.
"But you plastered the house with posters saying you're spending £3.50 a day on milk and teabags for me which you're going to spend on a box of lemsip and some paracetamol in case you get the flu, when that's false, you already spent that money on tea and milk for yourself and were receiving lovely hot cups of tea as a result, my sleeping in the shed bears almost no relation to that at all, it's just fake news, we need another vote with clear and fair explanations of our options"
Sorry but it's the will of the people, it's time to take back control.
"but there's no toilet out there, where will I poo"
I know it's not ideal, but we figured for the time being you'll just have to make do with an emergency backstop for any exports.
*within the expected variance of such a widespread poll