Mince Pie Appreciation

Greggs mince pies are made of joy and magic. I will not have this thread besmirched with calorie counts! ;)

Let us enjoy our gluttony is blissful ignorance. If i bake them myself they have no calories.. #truefax

actually a very ignorant and disrespectful use of the internet

does not reflect the dynamic nature of the mincer market or its many underground subcultures

Lads I'm out until Christmas itself - dropped half a stone on the 5 2 - wanna shift the other half stone before New Year

*PTOI

See you on the flip side......

You're showing a real lack of commitment here.

You need to be pumping those numbers, not hitting the brakes.

Should be doing your part for the UK seasonal baked goods economy.

Bought 6 pack of greggs on sat, ate all of them in under 3 hours (had just ridden road bike angrily up the same hill quite a few times, felt like I required them to avoid having to buy smaller bibs).

People at work are eating the iced top mince pies and I'm disgusted

What's the point of the five two if you can't eat mincers 5 days of the week? I think you're doing it all wrong.

If you need to up it, go 4 3, but Friday through Monday should be a shortcrust and spiced fruit mega binge.

Minced yule discs are a key feature of treat days on the Butterfield Diet

#wouldrep

I've been enjoying mincers as my breakfast item of choice, get a few odd looks on the walk to nursery, but I get my kid to give them the wanker sign.

I had 4 over 2 days, how does that work?
Also , they were shit and have put me off a bit.

Moar calories

Jay Rayner opting for the Tesco Finest with Courvoisier...

My sister used to be cabin crew and got to meet lots of celebrities over the years. She said he was the biggest cunt.

Sizest.

Possibly controversial given Brexit and all, but I’m leaning more towards Lebkuchen this year. Just smashed two big ones from liddle. 40g of sugar in one sitting 😮

Yeah, that doesn’t take too much imagination. Always assumed so.

He always seemed like a decent kind of cunt, rather than a dailymailbrexit kind of cunt, though

As they say in Australia, a good cunt.

He is a neighbour of mine. I like him.

something something frozen sausages in lawn.

I used to frequently have to stop for him as he used the Zebra crossing on his way back from the gym. He always gave a friendly acknowledgement to my "Hey Jay."

Then again, most airline treat humans like cargo with added contempt and he's a tall and big guy. 15 minutes crammed into a seat built for the average 5'8" human would make me pretty grumpy too. Plus he's a food critic having to eat airline food.

No excuse for being shitty to front line staff tho. Says a lot about a person, that.

Fuck it.

I declare a mincer scene fatwah on Jay Rayner. You're banished mate.

Stop eating mincers right now.

there are heathens at work today

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