EU referendum, brexit and the aftermath

I'd like to see some analysis in the form of a @WillMelling pie chart.

It'll feature his uncle Joe's massive balls and other Wigan anomalies.

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For advanced modelling a pie chart is not as useful as a doughnut diagram.

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These clowns can’t even agree which tv channel to have a debate on. They’re not decisive enough to own the family TV remote, so how the hell did we end up in the position when they’re determining (ruining) the future prospects of 66ish million people?

It's all politics though isn't it. Tory's will be quite happy if all the young people are glued to I'm a celebrity, rather than tuning in to hear how Mrs May is going to ruin their future.

Brexit now is show business?

They need to stop playing politics and put the people of Great Britain first for the first time in this entire process and start telling the truth. They need to give the I’m a celeb gawping masses the harsh reality that it won’t just be some minor c-list has been that’ll be gobbling down camel’s bollocks. Their friends and families are all going to be living in a land of increased unemployment, less money for new iPhones every 2 years and where camel’s bollocks might be seen as a luxury item.

Don't hold your breath.

What's the point of this debate anyway? Seems a bit pointless to have one while a GE / another referendum are still officially off the table.

You just want a dictator who always decides what to watch and holds the rest of the family in servitude and contempt. :)

That's what I've been wondering too. Haven't really thought of a good answer yet.

Seeing as May suggested it, there probably isn't a point other than that she hopes to come across better in the debate, i.e. she's recently scored some hits at PMQs and probably thinks she can beat Corbyn on the detail of the 'deal', in which she's been closely involved and he hasn't. His best strategy would probably be to say 'forget the detail, it's the big issues that matter'. I personally think such debates are generally nonsense and a stillbirth of TV-led politics. (Look at how people trust Trump or Johnson because they've both been on TV.)

May well be banking on being able to show that Corbyn has no alternative, which if she can debate well enough to draw this out, would provide a fairly compelling message to MP's to back her deal as there is no alternative apart from no-deal (if you accept that, which I don't as I don't think it's true).

Maybe the debate is just another skirmish in that multiplayer wargame called the Conservative Party.
Maybe she wants to put the frighteners on the minions with the threat of the Dark Lord JC.
Maybe she thinks she can entangle him in the detail web of the complex agreement that only she understands.
Maybe
Maybe . . . we are all doomed.

Yeah, if she can get all the polls suggesting people support her deal, even if those in the know, know it's a crock of shite, she can better argue for MPs to get behind it. The will of the people for gawd sake!

Won't someone think of the children will of the people!

Who is Will and how did he get to be of the people anyway?

Will is basically the Darth Vader of the people and tynan is Emperor Palpatine.

Please tell me this is the format for the Maybot vs Corbyn TV show

I have one of those already. I sit and read things on LFGSS whilst she hogs the tele.

multiplayer wargame called the Conservative Party

She clearly gets the worse deal that way. :)