Epic WTF

Swisshap.

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Shut up and take my $¥€ already.

BACS only, yeah?

Sure, whatever.

I just won these on ebay. I'm a bit concerned it may be a honeytrap.

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You got the finger nails?

God know. I've got to pick the wheels up this week. I think I'll do it in daylight.

Isn’t it more likely they’re just a transvestite, than whatever you’re imagining?

yakuza ?

Yes, I wondered about the lack of smallest finger.

I'm imagining Bubbles Devere for some reason.

The hand/arm is obvs fake. It's what he'll use on you once you're safely handcuffed in the cellar.

Unacceptably hairy feet

I shan't put any lotion on my skin this week. I don't want to make it any easier for them.

strangler's hands.

witchy poo.jpg?

RIP lol

fuck, i was just going to post that and tag you. bollocks

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46425774

Dutch attention seeking "positivity guru" gets told by the court that, no, he can't change his age. Recording of judges' laughter not uploaded to the BBC.

DeSpeld [sorta the Dutch Onion including the surreal dark humour] reported that the judge declared instead that he's 100 years older than the age on his birth cert and that dead people are not allowed in the court room

his dating profile has had a tremendous airing on the web after this bit of publicity seeking , but the whole world also now knows he's 69 ( 69 ha he couldn't have scripted that one ! )

win lose i guess

God know?? Lol

Nooooooo! I don't know how that slipped through.

I don't no either!

God knows.

No, I don't.

https://twitter.com/kaptanhindustan/status/1071775252336820225?s=21

Why is the sheep so angry? No, wait - I don’t want to know...