Epic WTF

The lfgss hive mind has been busy with the puns again I see.

could help save the world if we all tucked in...

More palatable than going vegan?

Come on that's not cricket. There was gnat one pun in that.

I would possibly try them. But that's only a mite.

Ah, missed a tick there. I suppose I better get in quick and grub a few of the low hanging fruits.

you don't have to stay cocooned in your puns
try some proper jokes

waiter waiter there is a dead bee in my soup
ah yes sir, it's the flys day off

Meanwhile, in Gloucestershire:

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/gloucestershire-brexiteer-tries-avoid-conviction-2229479

A Gloucestershire Brexit supporter failed in a bid to avoid a conviction by citing obscure Australian case law and arguing police are “badly trained dummies”.

starts off good, continues to get more good all the way through the article

Hahaha!

The magistrates found Timbrell guilty after deliberating for around 20 minutes.
Timbrell sighed and said: “Oh well, I half-expected it anyway.”

I'm on tenterhooks waiting for the appeal

Apologetic Bitcoin miner apologises for pwning systems to use them for said mining.

Words fail me.

Tl;dr

Summary?

Those left-wing troublemakers are at it again.

Basically social-media-obsessive is stressed that her kids photos don't have enough likes or as many as her other kids... or something like that. There's a long dissection here:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/internet-slams-moms-instagram-post-6-year-old-sons-social-media-performance-photos-never-got-many-likes-213748471.html?guccounter=1

Need

As obscene as that is I also have an urge to give it a go

Ugly son innit

blue flavour is best flavour #kidfactz

The phrase ‘pre-packaged curry’ is making me.... hungry?

Not sure where else this could go...

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Epic win...

Epic wang...

ftfy

only hardened criminals would have the balls to pull this off.