• Bald-headed MAMIL cunt with sweet baby blue single speed, wonder if you're on here.

    Could tell you were a cunt the moment you cycled past, zigzagging across the road with zero shoulder-checking.

    Shouts something inaudibly (but clearly seething with rage) as I carry out the most innocuous red light skip in Chelsea, cautiously and at walking pace, getting in literally nobody's way.

    At next junction I ask if he really has nothing better to shout about to which he replies that he'll take me down to the station and "we'll see who's in the right then"!

    The man goes on to spit at me (which I believe, seeing as we are heading down to the station and all that, can be classed as assault) as I cycle past him at the next junction when it turned green for us... Sort yourself out.

    Preparing for some neg rep here but cyclists who shout at fellow cyclists for the most harmless acts probably rank higher on my "Annoying Road User Chart" than oblivious u-turning Uber drivers do.

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