Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Oh hell now you mention it.....

Not that bad

Not that bad

I thought that at first, but it's a grower. More than qualified to be here once you start looking in detail.

Toptube-seatstay junction is ‘interesting’

reminds me of a Bolony

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Nah, gotta be honest, this is just a crazy colour / print scheme. Sure most people will not go for that, but others will love it and absolutely rock it too. I personally don't feel confident enough to ride a bike like that. My girlfriend on the other hand I'm pretty sure would kill for one, she loves weird and crazy patterns / prints in her rowing kit too.

And also, once you think away the colour (which is at least consistent throughout the bike!), in terms of the rest it's just a normal and actually pretty good bike.

Can we get a slow clap for @amey

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Didn't @NhattAttack have a brompton in similar custom colours? Anyway I feel this is a bicycle full of joy that doesn't belong in here.

The dildo stem certainly looks like its given lots of pleasure....but lordy its not a looker is it? Is this some sort of anti-theft wagon? Couldn't fap to that, defo belongs here.

You’re bluffing....

On closer inspection it is suspiciously clean and the DA cranks look wank in this context. Otherwise I've no problem with it.

Ugly (heavy) Brompton saddle on silly (light) seatpost
Those cranks, that ring, those chainring bolts.
The white mudguards.

Then the (simpsons?) sticker bomb...

The fact I love teasing @amey

Are they white? I can't tell.

They are.

Are they white? I can't tell.

I'm pretty sure the Simpsons are white.

Thanks

I thought yellow. Though Apu may not be.

Custom build gone hella wrong

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Looks like a kids bike that's been adjusted as the kid has grown.

Straya

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Using jaws of typical Australian beetle for handlebars.