Epic WTF

Going from the drops to the hoods would be a nightmare

a veritable manibus assault course

eek shonky suicide levers, I'm visualising fast descents down huge mountains, brakes failing, over wall, huge ravine, pooh and wee coming out.....is that what the flannel is for?.....Dudes gonna need a bigger flannel.

Bike legally needs two working brakes, the owners face followed by their neck.

Not sure this belongs here. It's all win but, er
https://www.facebook.com/TheTcoaster/videos/2028893880706420/?t=168

Sainsbury’s to stock insect snacks

That's a win, Shirley? Could help save the world if we all tucked in...

I thought this was more on topic

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/nov/16/man-sues-british-airways-ba-for-sitting-him-next-to-fat-passenger

Well, yes. I was just amazed that a supermarket was actually prepared to take the plunge!

Jesus, what a fucking whiney bellend.

Planet Organic has had various dried insects for years, including mealworms, crickets and grasshoppers.

The crickets are about 60p per gram, which is about twice as much as pure silver.

David Arquette slashes his jugular in a wrestling death match
https://www.cagesideseats.com/2018/11/17/18099792/bloody-violent-nick-gage-vs-david-arquette-deathmatch-ends-with-bizarre-finish

don't crickets locuts swarm in their billions , this time next year rodney we'll be millionaires

I think they just did it on the fly.

Trying to get a buzz going!

It bugs me when there's nothing to make puns out of.

be it on your conscience

Wasp the fuck ant hymenoptera for earwig thorax mandible of a wing casing!

You’ve got to be chitin me

Weevil seen puns like this before.

How long will it beetle these puns end?

Antennae of you people going to join in?

Imagine if we all got together in the pub and told all these puns! Mandible would be crazy!

If we keep at it someone may fly into a strop.

I do larva bit of wordplay.