I hate

Ha

"he stole some of my drink, officer, you would've done the same!"

I'm fairly sure there's specific threads to complain about traffic woes as well, and yet the second post in this thread is you being annoyed at scooters (to be fair, I think that was before the commuting megathread was started). Still, if you're not allowed to say "I hate ..." in a thread titled "I hate", then I don't really see the point of a thread like this at all.

Also, I hate when threads become a meta discussion about themselves.

Grown men drinking cocktails. I bet you whinge when it doesn’t come with an umbrella too.

whats with the new wave of non plastic straws that last about 10 seconds before they crink in the middle on one cannot get to the end of the martini cocktail without one sucking so hard ones eyeballs pops out of ones arsehole.

You never seen an Old Fashioned? Teetotalers commenting on drinkers >>>

I hate umbrellas too - big or small.

Cocktail drinking acceptableness is gendered, who knew?!

I hate people bothering to try and argue with me. It never ends well and the poor servers are already struggling.

Scooters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

11 years ago....

Yes so? Just wait 11 years and then my comment will be fine too.

Really not sure what people are getting worked up about.

I don't think anyone is getting worked up.

Anyway, thank you for your eye-opening contribution on brakes.

RLJ - check
Brakless - check

@swisschap, pray tell us, how do you feel about the wearing of helmets?

[please retire a safe distance after igniting]

I don't think anyone is getting worked up.

Really? Then why the continued pointed replies to what was a single-line comment that everybody could just as well have completely ignored? Such as this one:

your eye-opening contribution on brakes

Thank you for your eye-opening contribution on my comment, I suppose.

Then why the continued pointed replies to what was a single-line comment that everybody could just as well have completely ignored?

It's just the way of London's Friendliest Cycling Forum of Friendliness.

I hate lower back pain. Tried to laugh it off for about 8 days now but have finally conceded and am laid up laying flat in bed with naproxen. Last night was so sore my balls were aching. Next stop - sciatica. Yay.

I really hate Switzerland...

Oh good lord, just drop it everyone please. This is anti-catharsis.

^^lol

#stillgotit

are you suggesting, people should... put a brake on it?

#sunglasses

It just got a bit re(tention)lentless

#isthishowyoudopuns? #andhashtags?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uW47jWLMiY

@swisschap, pray tell us, how do you feel about the wearing of helmets?

Notice how he's avoided the question.

I bet he doesn't wear one.

You are correct, I don't. I wasn't 'avoiding the question' though, I just thought it wasn't particularly relevant, and with people already complaining about discussions in this thread...

The term 'Brifter'

Me too, but what’s a better terms that differentiates from brake levers?

Me too, but what’s a better terms that differentiates from brake levers?

Ergo.