Is the London fixie dead?

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its the riders they hate for not growing up

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I'm retired. And I definitely didn't cock about on a fucking chopper with a davey crocket hat on, and a ginger beard wafting around a vintage camera the size of a suitcase around my neck.

'jus sayin'

Every fucking crit he brought out the same photo, which was that of a cumshot on his doris's stomach, taken in black and white. Frankly, i was more impressed that he'd even got a bird let alone that he thought his streak of jizz was worthy of the attention of a whole class of people but what the fuck do I know...

I knew I should have gone to art school.

Ah I see (he said slyly adjusting the saddle for said child and taking it for a spin around the estate....)

funniest thing I have read for a while

über_grüber
Every fucking crit he brought out the same photo, which was that of a cumshot on his doris's stomach, taken in black and white. Frankly, i was more impressed that he'd even got a bird let alone that he thought his streak of jizz was worthy of the attention of a whole class of people but what the fuck do I know...

saarf
that little pearl has made my night

Although maybe not hers.

Ha! Very good.

I got negged for that little spurt of #CSB, apparently 'there's no need'?

I struggle with this place sometimes, I really do-there's always at least one uptight chump waiting to try and jam a stick in your virtual spokes... Y u think anyone has to justify themselves to you?

do you want a positive rep to balance things out a bit

No, I'm good-I just feel sorry for the maladapted negging person.

And I retain enough humanity to hope that their application for a crisis loan gets approved to go and get BUPA to un-pucker their bitter little face. Maybe it was just too close to the bone.

i hope their hermitically sealed, pc bubble doesn't burst during the unpuckering operation

was it the girlfriend ?

Who?

Ah, not worth saying. At first I thought it might have been an alias of Jeez but they've been around too long, regardless, they're welcome to luxuriate in Chateau Sanctimonius with a nice steaming mug of parsimony for company.

not the girl in the photo then ? or the photographer ?
are they on here ?

let's hope whichever delicate flower it is never wanders into luci's thread or picks up a copy of pantone blues then.

or goes to a football match or reads the foffa thread

ha, no I doubt it though it would be fucking hilarious.

Mind you the photo in question is so unoriginal that there's probably a few folk on here who have taken artsy reader's wives pics of cumshots for uni and are getting paranoid.

I'm more miffed with the ginger tosser in question because he was a sneaky fucker who tried to tell fibs about me to my then gf because his mate fancied her, the shitty photos and fetish for vintage paraphernalia just cemented the fact he was a particularly virulent strain of socially transmitted Cunt.

Think it seems to be all about the ostentatious road bike at the moment, or have none of you noticed!?

ah ulterior motive nerg

Mind you the photo in question is so unoriginal that there's probably a few folk on here who have taken artsy reader's wives pics of cumshots for uni and are getting paranoid.
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Graduating cum laude takes on a whole different complexion

I was reading back through this and realised it was me that left the negative rep on uber_gruber, I must have been having a bad night. anyway I've redressed and hope the apology is accepted. BTW, just to be clear, I'm not the girlfriend, I've got no interest in Foffa bikes but I do go to the occasional match....

Oh don't worry, I'm sure I come across as an absolute weapon to all and sundry on here sometimes. If not all the time. I do try to add an element of humour to my being a prick though, just to make it entertaining as much as obnoxious.

Anyway. I'm also happy to know that you've not had any fat gingers jizz on you then whip out a vintage camera to document the deed for public consumption. It's not something that I'd wish on anyone, neg rep or no.

Totally dead

Titanium trikes with clearance for 60c tyres and dropper posts next.