US Politics

That being said I dodged the draft when it was my time ....

Luckily, Switzerland has that 'civilian service' alternative, so I was able to avoid this shit:

... and do this kind of thing instead (that was at an agricultural research institute):

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i get queasy when i nick my finger when chopping carrots and upset if i accidentally squish a worm while digging

i don't think i'm cut out for war

#givepeaceachance

plus the bone spurs in my feet rule me out

Yeah, I managed to get out of the civilian bit too. My 18 year old self was just a selfish cunt.

flipping draft dodgers.

Meh, that bit was actually kinda fun to do, but I wouldn't hold it against anyone if they'd rather not do that either.

I'm doing my part!

Thumbs-up is supposedly a rude gesture in Russia so perhaps Putin is trolling...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/news/rude-gestures-abroad-countries-list-5689955

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1061962869376540672

Groan

Will he be able to read those memes below his own tweet?

like this one

Its a US national holiday but some of Mueller's team are in the office and Michael Cohen just got off the train from NYC to DC an hour ago. edit with his lawyer

Indictments being unsealed tomorrow?

Has Trump returned to the US?
Was the Putin thumbs-up about Trump's asylum application?

Not want http://www.gettrumpybear.com

Rumour is his kid Donald Junior might get indicted this week.

Is it bad that I'm so excited for these coming indictments? Feel a bit dirty.

Speaking of Donald Junior, it's like he has a speech impediment or something isn't it? Always seem to sort of mumble a bit and his face is kind of dead. A bit like Ed Miliband methinks.
Is it a kind dyspraxia, and if so I feel bad for pointing it out, or has (alleged) heavy alcohol use at a young age left permanent damage?

EDIT: or it could be botox?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6vfaPuftmE

That's extremely slight though.

Also, Ed Miliband has a bit of a weird, nasal voice, but I'm not sure that counts as a speech impediment?

Anyone looking to sell a Trumpy Bear?

Awesome. The paws seem weirdly big though.

I can't quite decide whether I should interpret that as an Alien-v-Predator head, or a very aero track helmet.

Alien vs sexual predator