I hate

Haha, totally. I keep getting “nominated” too. Impacted how exactly? My approach to cinematography? I work in construction ffs.!I don’t care which films I used to like and I really don’t think you will either.

Stil rong tho ain't yaz

Have you never cried with laughter or spat coffee out?
Almost got one of the guys to do that last week. It was soft drink though, not coffee. Soz.

purse, eh?

Literally thinking is fine right? Different to thinking her head would literally explode.

But see also:
http://uk.businessinsider.com/literally-grammar-english-language-tips-2018-4?r=US&IR=T

Is it one better than Superbowl?

Explaining to someone that you were a hit by a car and the first thing they say is some shit about cyclists running red lights.

Not having enough quicklime to dissolve their bodies.

Hose-pipe ban = use of hose-pipes is banned.

Hose ban = trousers are banned.

Pipe ban = a certain type of tobacco smoking (or weed, if you are a rebel) is banned.

What's that about superb owls?

Hose-pipe ban = use of hose-pipes is banned.

Didn't you get the memo? That's not true. Wait, now it's hyphenated too? Now what's going on?!

#hippyisalwaysright

#hippyizalwazerite for the hosepipeumbrellafellas

All owls are superb.

Firefox memory leaks.

Didn't you get the memo? That's not true. Wait, now it's hyphenated too? Now what's going on?!

#hippyisalwaysright

#hippyizalwazerite for the hosepipeumbrellafellas

The memo was fake news.

The reason for hose-pipe is the same as for motor-car, it's to correctly define what is being discussed.

"Hose" on it's own could refer to clothing, and indeed your etymological research showed the likely source of hose-pipe as referring to a tightly woven fabric cylinder for transmitting water from place to place.

For e.g. this is a car:

As is this:

As is this:

We've been through this.

I won. The bodies were cleared away already.

I know your game, you are trying to ban trousers through a linguistic stunt.

"pants"

underpants ✓

overpants ?

pantyhose ?

hosepipeandslippers

Are underpants called underpants because they go under your pants or are they themselves the pants and they just go under other clothing ie trousers?

Under where ?

IIRC it's because they go under your pantaloons (i.e. trousers).