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Hose-pipe ban = use of hose-pipes is banned.
Didn't you get the memo? That's not true. Wait, now it's hyphenated too? Now what's going on?!
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Hose-pipe ban = use of hose-pipes is banned.
Hose ban = trousers are banned.
Pipe ban = a certain type of tobacco smoking (or weed, if you are a rebel) is banned.