Reprographics - The repro man blog

^ This.
Also, you have a capital here (His lass) that I don't think you need.

Thank you folks!

I'll have a look for that, @jdp

Loved that, brightened up my dull morning in the office for sure.

So fucking good Luci

Glad you liked it, maties!

I did not see that coming!

I've been lurking on lfgss a lot longer (like YEARS) than I've been signed up, but I've only just investigated this thread - your writing is superb. Thanks for the suppressed chuckles in an open-plan office.

Thank you @essdi, I really appreciate that! I’d really like to get back down to London again soon to do a live reading (i’ve done a couple of gigs down there before) but these new stories are quite long & would probably take a bit of time!

5-10 minutes per shaggy dog story, 4 in an hour ago?
Pint on the go?
Piece of piss for a man of your abilities.

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I do about 2 hours with a 15-20 min bar break, 6-8 stories. I’d love to do a quick fire Scorcher half hour in there too. It works pretty well!

I’m VERY tempted, @Cazakstan!!

+1 for a visit to London

Harrowing reading as ever, I'd also be up for going along to a live reading.

Yeah, come and do another reading, Luci. I'm sure @Aroogah 's whisky cabinet can cope.

Just make sure you take 'Krapatoa' off the blog for a bit before you stay.

Scorcher "won the milk race,only pedalled to Scotland"?

Have you sampled anything from @Aroogah’s cabinet, @andyp? I’d do the gig for nowt just to have another shot at it! Truly the finest malts i’ve ever sampled.
I reckon i’d do all new, no repeats. I love doing Krapatoa because it’s such an epic fuck up but i’ve only read, say, 12 of my stories live, out of 207!! I could do a 25 date tour without repeating!! 😂😂😂

Nowt much left. Don't dawdle.

Cracking as ever sir.
Def do another reading down here, I don’t fancy doing the bleak north and back drive in one hit again just to see you ramble on with a pint ;)

I still tell the tale of that epic journey and feel hugely humbled, @edmundro - it gave me a massive boost.
@Aroogah I might have to find a cheeky bottle to bring down, although I can’t match your stupendous spirits!

I'm sure we can find something to get stuck into. We'll start with the back of the cabinet and work our way forwards....

Terrifying - your idea of a mild session in your cabinet is a mortgage payment in the real world!! It’s been too long, buddy!

I’d do the gig for nowt just to have another shot at it! Truly the finest malts i’ve ever sampled.

I've got one bottle left of 20 year old single cask single malt Bruichladdich. Don't make me waste it now...