This morning's commute and other commuting stories

But who gets into an argument with Skully about lycra?!

Anyway, Salt and Vinegar?

Someone who didn't recognise @Skülly's icy dry wit from the look of things. It happens. Deadpan humour can be a bit hit and miss.

Anyway, pig nuts for me please, and a pint of best seeing as you're asking. I'll get the next round in.

Lfgss still so salty rite now

Who gets in to an argument with skully about lycra? Well, it's funny you should ask that. Off the top of my head I can recall Bernard Hinault, dancer Wayne Sleep, Mr Motivator, the cast of West End smash hit musical Cats, three of the Chippendales, a transexual prostitute called Rusty, the Suffolk branch of the Salvation Army (don't ask), Olivia Newton John on the set of Grease, Andy Serkis while doing the motion-capture element in his role as Gollum, and more than one or two hen parties.

Well, I hope he told Hinault to fuck off. Can't stand that git.

Would you go to a pub you haven't been before and after your second pint tell a regular to fuck off?

After he told me to fuck off? Yes. Yes I would, absolutely. A fucking minimum of civility should really not be too much to expect.

Have. Not of.

Nope. Not this time.

Most cryptic without context.

Rep

Does anyone stop at red lights anymore?

red lights iz jokez

you only have to stop at red lights if you pay road tax

That's beautiful, must remember that for the next time someone rants at me from a car about cyclings RLJ-ing (whilst I'm stopped at said lights).

I'll see if it can make their gammony face turn even redder.

Hmm. Odd morning. Much driving cuntery (two full skid stops for drivers deciding that they’ve plenty of time to pull out) but whatever. However, on the lane down towards Berins Hill from Stoke Row, a bloke walking up the middle in full camo, face mask, gaiters with a huge black hunting rifle with scope cradled in his arm, big stick in the other.
Tried not to make eye contact.
Unnerving/10

This morning’s commute has been relegated to going from the bedroom to the kitchen and back for tea due to lower back pain being bad enough to finally call in sick after trying to ignore it/necking codeine for three days. Supposed to be going to a gig tonight too. Arses.

Dude you reacted to my first post with some condescending bullshit about square wheels when my intention was just to lighten things.

Apologies for not meeting your minimum civility standards: welcome to the forum you twonk.

Is it Friday?

Children, please.

when my intention was just to lighten things.

Make that intention clearer the next time, you twunk.

fannies.

Stretching your hamstrings can sort back pain out. If you pedal correctly your hamstrings tighten up and pull on your knees/pelvis/back causing issues. I was told this by the pain clinic physios.

I had exactly the same advice from physios too. Getting the itb band on the foam roller helped massively too.

I struggle using a roller due to loads of injuries but have a spikey ball which you can dig right in, feels lovely when doms kick off 👍

Cheers

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