Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I don’t agree with the sentiment but there’s nae chance I’m gonna do anything which could be construed as defending that monstrosity!

Ha, he hasn't has he?!

Mein gott...

I think @|³|MA3K has one aswell.

Wow

https://www.instagram.com/jokfil_bike

Instagram bot strikes again.

This is a whole account of anti. Impressive.

... and totally fil of jok!

Fuck me, why do people think they look good?

Those things are horrible all around, but honestly I think what bugs me most is a detail: the external cabling! What the absolute, actual fuck? And it's not even routed cleverly!

They’re just so painfully bad... can’t account for those artisan Italian tastes. People actually pay for that. Money, like money they earn. For that.

Its Instagram. It's not real.

Looks pretty real to me...

http://www.cercobici.com/item/startstripes/718912880787

https://www.ruoteveloci.it/2018/01/06/jokfil-nart-edizione-speciale/

... I mean, someone actually created this.

Yes but no- one actually likes them
Surely?

That's what I have to believe, otherwise my faith in humanity might disappear for good.

At least the striped turd in my link has internal cable routing!

The website tho.

http://www.jokfil.com/gb/bikes/start-and-stripes.html

mama mia.

but but... there's only 183 of them.

Are there really 183 people who'd want one?

We might just have a thread winner!

http://riderungu.com/

?

Nine models available that are "Less than 100 lbs "

So amazingly bonkers, but I image it's probably great fun crushing around town

Yeah honestly that's not anti, it's just crazy but kinda cool.

Everything about this bike makes me angry... A collection of the world's most expensive parts combined with the world least amount of taste..

And its nds to top it off..

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Is it the valve alignment that bothers you?