The World's Fattest Man with no bike! aka - find hippy a new bike aka - Just get ( fill in blank )

Can't tell if that does much in the way of hiding Di2 cables? Probably a bit bare bones for me.
I reckon if I'm going to break them or they're killed by drivers every 18 months then essentially someone else will be paying for them every time so I may as well get more expensive shit. :)