Video Games

Oh crap. My point stands!

Dark souls update 2
Blighttown wasn't that bad.
Quelaag was simple, died once due to not realising lava. Second no worries.
Then "ceaseless discharge" (what a name) was much harder for me, ended up cheesing a W by trying to run away, got the fog gate and he just froze, I wailed on him a bit then he randomly died.
Now I'm searching Send fortress.

It really does! : ) Basically same mechanic so just thought you'd decided to call your character something else : )

Sens funhouse!

I'd forgotten how much I hate rockstar's shitty ragdoll/wasted collision detection.

we made a hyper realistic game so of course the horse catapults you across a field, snaps in half and dies because you brushed against a 1ft high rock in the middle of high speed chase

This better be worth the £50 I just stumped up.

Honestly one of the best games I've played.

I feel like I've barely even scratched the surface with how little I played at the weekend but my goodness it's fun.

Such a good game. Incredible to look at as well. Love being able to just explore - headed off to the big city on a whim and it looks awesome.

Just turned a corner in town on my horse, some idiot walks into side of me, two witnesses run off screaming, I get a $15 bounty for assault and chased by 13 policemen all shooting at me so I go into the bounty office but it is closed so I can't pay it off and my horse is on the other side of all the police who surround and then rush the building so I have to run away on foot.

guess I'll run to the next state using all my fucking tonics as I'm being shot at constantly and burning through stamina and completely abandon the fucking actual gameplay for the next 30 minutes then shall i while i sort this out so the fucking main area of the game comes out of lockdown and re-enables the thing i was about 10 yards from completing. ffs.

when it works it is great, if i'd actually been up to no good and causing trouble even that would have been kind of thrilling, this kind of shit is just badly implemented unnecessary bollocks.

Maybe you're just not a very good outlaw; have you considered outlaw training?

This is helpful.

that would be all well and good except the first lawman to spot me when I was wanted kept shouting at me to move along and then just started shooting jumping me all the way to wanted phase 1 before I'd done anything.

plus it happened because some dickhead walked into my horse, there was no crime.

Sounds like a shit game, I’ll wait for the price drops.

Same thing happend to me yesterday, except I had an injured women at back, was rushing into town, was LITERALLY in front of the medics clinic and somebody walked into me, horse got scared, threw both of us from horse an the injured did in front of clinic and went wanted.

Cried.

God this install time is tedious

RDR2 Dev 1: I know, why don't we make it so you can only choose
weapons while you're on your horse for the realismz of only carrying a
normal amount of stuff.

RDR2 Dev 2: Fuck yeah, you know what would make it even better though,
let's make it so that every single time they get off their horse it
forgets what weapons they had selected before so they only have
handguns selected. even though they have to get on and off their horse
like 20 times a mission.

RDR2 Dev 1: Dude, sick! and let's make it so in a firefight the horse
runs away from them immediately after they dismount so if they get
ambushed they end up with fuck all weapons.

seriously though how does annoying shit like this get through playtesting?

edit: will add I'm loving the game but the annoying bits are even more frustrating when it seems like they're by design.

How many shrunken horse balls have you seen yet?

none. but the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING just happened again because I got on my horse and a police officer didn't like it. immediately started shooting me and surrounded in under 5 seconds.

had just spent 20 minutes playing dominos to win $18 and was fined $21 in bounties. fucking digital little cunts.

I heard that this only happens in the disc version of the game :)

I am a mere 3.8% into the game but my shooting skills clearly aren't what they used to be; running over wolves with your horse is a much more productive way of dealing with the fuckers.

You can change a lot of the sensitivity and auto aim settings for it which massively improves the feel of the game.

I enjoyed it, then I accidentally found Iron Golem.
Jokesboss, so easy.
Now I'm in Anor Londo.

I only ever managed to kill the Iron Golem once - it lunged at me and off the tower, but I'd rolled/dodged and fell off my self. Luckily it registered it's death before mine so counted as a kill. Think my build was pretty bad at the time and didn't ever give it another go!

Proper lol... 🤭

Now I'm in Anor Londo.

Speedy work.
You got the item to access the painted world...? Awesome DLC
If not head back to the undead asylum via the bird in firelink shrine to pick it up the peculiar doll

Anyone want a burger king xbox game pass code thing?