This morning's commute and other commuting stories

I am still not sure it was a manhole cover to be honest? Do they put them in the middle of the road?

Yes. They also really like to put them smack bang in the middle of the ideal line round a bend - I've noticed that before.

i believe they're placed at pipe junctions and it's much easier to run pipes under roads. so covers at road junctions is a thing.

in that case fuck those manhole covers making me question my mad bike handling skills

I can show you the untouched packet of drugs they gave me. Proving my blood alc could be a bit trickier.

The pants are blue Bonds. I only rock Aussie underwear.

Report them as dangerous on https://www.fillthathole.org.uk/hazards/report

But I am in my pants

www.fillthathole.org.uk

Saucy

I meant like Bender in Futurama who seems drunker the sober he gets (because he's always drunk).

untouched packet of drugs

dibs

It's my favourite WFH website...

Been a while since I've seen Futurama. Makes sense.
I probably am going a bit looney due to lack of booze and riding.

Just like I tell my mum, I save the good stuff from hospitals for recreational use. Why waste it when you're feeling shit?

We still have some post birth codeine knocking about. It takes the edge off your day

These are 60mg. I'm sure the ones I got when I broke my collarbone the last time were only 20mg.

Only got four left...I wonder where the other 96 went?

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They're cody, be careful if you take too many of them the paracetamol will kill you.
Mine are just 60mg codeine each.

I got given codeine when I broke some ribs and again when I fractured both heels (at the same time - great fun). Really did not get on with it for some reason - made me feel out of it but not in a pleasant way.

I got given codeine after I had my tonsils out, aged 40. It was excruciatingly painful, even swallowing the pills was awful. I couldn’t swallow water and so the codeine got me constipated to fuck. What fun that was.

Oh, and the e-bike. Rode it back to work yesterday morning while following the wife to Denmark Hill. It was wet, I was going slower than usual and I was wearing shorts, cos the weather forecast was hopelessly wrong. When I left her I turned the motor off and tried to cane it, just to warm up a bit. Got to work soaked and freezing. Getting back on my Gazelle last night was a joy.

How do you end up doing Knights Hill twice a day?

You must have passed me many a time

I was wondering that.
Surely, if the destination is in T'Heath, Brixton> Streatham would be a flatter route.

Who gives a film company permission to block Drury Lane on Monday morning?

blissful weather and so quiet I worried I'd accidentally got up on a Sunday by mistake.

We clearly commute on very different routes! Very busy today. Also the coldest morning so far.

I save the good stuff from hospitals for recreational use. Why waste it when you're feeling shit?

lol

I still have some benzodiazepine from when I was knocked off a year ago. Evidently I haven't had much fun this year.

I was 15 mins faster than normal that's how quiet it was