Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

People who think that putting a brooks and brown tape on a bike is 'classy' are the fedora wearers of the cycling world.

Though to be fair Sean Conway is 'fairly' handy on a bike.

any way to direct post an instagram image here?

Add media/?size=l to the end of the URL and hit return, to get the direct image URL.

Puke.
Not sure what's making me more nauseous, the whole bike, the brooks, the bar tape, the spacet stack, the 'giving a bike a girls [sic] name', or the people on Twitter and Instagram hailing it as a piece of great art.

I got it. It's the bottles. The bottles with copper spouts so when you hit a pothole you take a chunk out of your palate.