I hate

USB type B, meant to stop you connecting printers to printers and other such shite.

Just spoke to HP . Because I cancelled the 'all-in-one instant ink' plan thing this has obsoleted the ink cartridges that came with the printer so will have to buy some new ones.
I don't care - Woolwich library 10p a pop here I come.

finally got my test page to print

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Oh yeah, because connecting a printer to another printer is like crossing the streams.

It's actually to stop you connecting two power-supplying devices together.

This needs to be tweeted to #canon

Buying outdoors jackets.

I wish I had to money to get someone to come and measure me, write down my (reasonable) list of demands then make the fucking thing.

I'm absolutely seething about this on your behalf. What utter, utter bell-whiffs.

People referring to themselves in the third person in current projects, you self important gonks.

Alex agrees and would extend that to any and all uses of the third person where not absolutely necessary.

I'm absolutely seething about this on your behalf

Thank you very much :)

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/14100108/

Ooh, calling pearoast in the haters thread, Ramsaye likes this.

Terry loves the 3rd person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2aEfZPHAdM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apa0nG1OfUc

"Wages will be delayed a few days"

I'm glad you can be so precise my mortgage payments love ambigiuty

When are they due normally?
There are regulations about this, and your employment contract will specify when pay day is.
Any changes need to be agreed by you as it is a contractual amendment.

Due 25th every month.

Last two months been late, I'm beginning to think a new job may be in order.

Doesn't sound good dude.

try here:

wrong link - but, as dethbeard says it is covered by the employment rights act

Garmin hateful cunt machine

Have lost my riding mojo of late, loss of work, sprained foot, self pity etc.

Reluctantly got myself all dressed up to go out - last night I charged lights and Garmin.

Got astride bike, turned on Garmin and 1% charge, so am back indoors in civilian attire sulking. I get easily lost and don’t feel comfortable without the safety blanket of the Garmin telling me what to do.

Follow your nose you soft cunt.

People who are lost without a Garmin telling them to where to go can get in the fucking sea.

Not sure which I loathe more, my weak resolution to go and ride or the Garmin.

May possibly go on club run tonight instead.

Google maps on your phone?

Twice in a row? Frankly I would assume the company is about to go under, and arguing about contract amendment isn't worth the time.