Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I like the idea of cartoon style stripey paint application. It’s how @hoops does some of his best work.

The owner said it’s meant to be Neopolitan ice cream style.

Is the wheel the strawberry?

I'm coming round to it.

fuck spaying this again

maybe didn't take the first time

To further the wank-wheel theme of this page:

Is that a Keirin approved TT protector?

Complete with NJS zip-ties too, naturally.

NJS pool noodle

I hope you are not calling the magnificently laterally stiff Spinergys 'noodly'. I raced on a borrowed pair once when they first came out, luckily the brake blocks stopped the rims hitting the frame.

No no, the top tube floatation device I was on about. I rode double spinergys for a short while. They made a horrible clicking noise like they were going to explode underneath me st any moment so I sold them on

Can be yours for only 200 bucks.

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faster miles an hour

30... Speed.

'Grevil'

Fuck, it’s like they tried to compile all the ugly into one bike. Except the rear stays could do have potential to be a bit more “shitting dog”.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpSAPATDbce/

EDIT: any way to direct post an instagram image here?

He said a name starting with M, I suggest V. Moser....

Beat me to it. It looks like one of those £150 new 'road bike' things you get on eBay. Just missing the over rotated bars and thumb shifters.

People who think that putting a brooks and brown tape on a bike is 'classy' are the fedora wearers of the cycling world.

Though to be fair Sean Conway is 'fairly' handy on a bike.

any way to direct post an instagram image here?

Add media/?size=l to the end of the URL and hit return, to get the direct image URL.

Puke.
Not sure what's making me more nauseous, the whole bike, the brooks, the bar tape, the spacet stack, the 'giving a bike a girls [sic] name', or the people on Twitter and Instagram hailing it as a piece of great art.

I got it. It's the bottles. The bottles with copper spouts so when you hit a pothole you take a chunk out of your palate.

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And on top of everything, it has odd tyres.

Yeah that’ll be it. The odd tyres.
Not the fact that it’s all fucking BROWN?!