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I had an amazing exchange with a dude in a van yesterday who pulled up to a junction and just stopped, without indicating, and idled there for a while. I rode alongside him and OF COURSE he was on his phone, so I knocked on his window and asked what the fuck he thought he was doing to which he said "I can do whatever I like" and when I called him out on not indicating / obstructing the road / being on his phone he wheeled out the old road tax bollocks and told me to fuck off :D
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Classic!
I had a red faced chump in a van try and beep me out the way because I was riding primary.
I didn't move so he overtook right into a red light and stopped inside an ASL.
I knocked on his window and asked him what he thought he was doing and he went bat shit crazy. He didn't see how ridiculous his comments about cyclists thinking they own the road when I pointed out he was the only road user here demanding people get out of HIS way.
I thought his head was going to explode.
Told a woman she should probably drive with at least one hand on the wheel rather than both on her phone. She immediately started practically frothing at the mouth shouting abuse out her window all the while nearly ran over a pedestrian crossing a zebra crossing because she was paying no attention to the road whatsoever.
She sped off and pulled over and tried to hit me with her door as I rode past.
Didn't get a plate. I was just trying to get the hell outta Dodge