• Petrol? £££? My Volvo shat itself last night (one week after a lovely new MOT) and I'm not sure whether I can be bothered to keep it on the road – waiting to see what the problem is.

  • Petrol indeed. Not sure how much to ask for. I've offered it to a mate who's having a think. Good luck with the volvo! I'll let you know if my friend decides not to go for it...

  • Ta. Despite being resoundingly dead while I spent three hours blocking the south circular at rush hour on Monday, it started first time and ran quite happily the morning after when garage blokey gave it a go, so I think it's going to be a fun one.

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