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  • In his head he was quite the white saviour -
    "To the aid of those poor Muslim women!"
    He was felled when we held up a mirror
    To the hatred and bile lying within him.

    He threw human shields into our path
    To try to deflect criticism
    Hitchens, Ali, Ayn Rand all fell victim
    Idiot friends just cried "it's witticism!"

    -Unfinished, 2018

  • Given the Japanese connection, I thought a Haiku might be nice.

    Armchair adventurer
    Each and every season's mist
    With screengrabs and cobwebs

  • Going to go haiku for mine too

    Racist dogwhistles
    "Cheer up squid, it's only bantz"
    Fuck right off you cunt

  • I try to appear quite holistic
    When in actual fact, I'm a dipstick
    I steal people's thoughts,
    Designs and artworks
    It's not my fault, I'm narcissistic

  • If you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem.

    If you can stomach the arch gammon Munroe Bergdorf puts forward a perfect response to Thom and any cunt who defends him.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAvFAm1eJEQ

  • However I realise that I have just done a 'Thom' - Fuck my life - what a cunt I am.

    Right. Basically, if someone says or does something racist then if you don't call them out on it you are accepting and propagating racism.

    So - it's trails isn't it. Thinks are trialed and we abhor/accept them and become de sensitised to it. It goes on and on and on.

    Think Trump and splitting kids from parents. He did it, retracted on it - but he has still done it, so what ever he does next we are de sensitised to his actions.

    If you see what I mean.

  • that interview is unwatchable due to that cunt piers morgan being that cunt piers morgan.

  • I see what you mean.

    It's not enough to simply not be racist, homophobic or Islamophobic, especially in today's social and political climate where, as we've seen in this thread, it's accepted as an 'opinion.'

    What we should be, is against it as doing nothing and accepting it as a legitimate viewpoint allows it to flourish and that also makes you an awful person.

    So fuck Thom,
    And the ideas he rode in on,
    They weren't his own,
    And he was shown,
    To be a massive fucking moron.

  • These poems are shit
    We know Thom’s a tit
    Can we just leave it

  • Daffodils are yellow
    So is the Sun

  • a two Bob mug cunt.

    Great expression

  • Come on you irons!

  • The lack of self awareness displayed

    Vocabulary limited to swearing, let the insults fly out - shit, losers, dicks, toss pots, brain dead, morons

    Hide behind avatars and pseudonyms - @Rapid__Rich is surely not your given name

    Jealous people always attack those who they want to be like most - so you want to live down south and drink flat whites

    Scared they’ll get their heads kicked in - Peace

    Glad to know you think Thom’s racism misogyny and homophobia are funny, the 1970’s wants its social mores back

  • Flat whites are foreign shite, I only drink Yorkshire Tea because Yorkshire soil is the very best.

  • Two Bobble hat mug cunt.

  • There was a young man from Mamnick
    Who had views that were sick
    You've not known him long
    But you CAN'T be wrong
    And now you're defending the prick.

    Imagine not being able to admit you were wrong to such an extent you took to the internet to argue that racism and homophobia were okay instead?

  • @Rapid__Rich is surely not your given name

    Perhaps his real name is big_sally?

  • How’s it going, Thom?

  • You could have spared us your inner Auden.

    '' ̶T̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d̶
    ̶A̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶u̶m̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶r̶o̶l̶l̶s̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶r̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶
    ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶e̶r̶s̶'̶ ̶n̶e̶w̶s̶
    ̶B̶u̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶v̶i̶e̶w̶s̶
    ̶J̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶e̶d̶.̶

    ̶T̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶u̶n̶c̶h̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶
    ̶V̶o̶c̶a̶b̶u̶l̶a̶r̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶m̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶w̶e̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶
    ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶u̶l̶l̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶c̶h̶o̶o̶l̶
    ̶B̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶l̶
    ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶a̶y̶ ̶F̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶C̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶d̶s̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶s̶ ̶d̶a̶r̶i̶n̶g̶

    ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶h̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶h̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶v̶a̶t̶a̶r̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶s̶e̶u̶d̶o̶n̶y̶m̶
    ̶S̶c̶a̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶k̶i̶c̶k̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶
    ̶I̶t̶s̶ ̶e̶a̶s̶y̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶t̶
    ̶L̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶u̶l̶t̶s̶ ̶f̶l̶y̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶
    ̶B̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶n̶t̶ ̶d̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶u̶p̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶h̶i̶m̶

    Thom, Ive not known you long
    ̶B̶u̶t̶ ̶I̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶j̶u̶d̶g̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶r̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶r̶o̶n̶g̶
    ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶d̶s̶
    ̶T̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶T̶u̶r̶d̶s̶
    ̶I̶m̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d̶,̶ ̶I̶m̶ ̶g̶o̶n̶e̶

    ̶L̶e̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶p̶i̶t̶i̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶
    ̶O̶b̶s̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶u̶r̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶k̶n̶i̶f̶e̶
    ̶B̶u̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶u̶s̶p̶e̶c̶t̶
    ̶W̶h̶i̶l̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶y̶p̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶v̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶e̶x̶t̶
    ̶T̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶b̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶b̶a̶n̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶w̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶!̶''

  • Hi Rich.

    I'd like to address your point regarding pseudonyms. My name is Matt Ashton. It is trivial to see how this translates into my username.

    Your name appears to be Rich Stoodley, but that wasn't trivial to discover.

    Also, please try not to cast insults based on generalisations such as where someone lives. It's lazy. Many people on this thread live in much farther flung places than Yorkshire.

    As for hiding behind avatars, I personally know, in real life, over twenty of the prolific posters on this thread. On this website, I have been to weddings, birthdays, christenings and more than one funeral. This site is a community of real people who have real relationships.

    Lastly, you do yourswlf a disservice with the wife-banging comment. Sub Trumpian discourse.

    At the moment, you appear to me as someone who is deploying hypocrisy as their main weapon in an "offense is the best defense" rebuttal of someone elses's racist, Islamist and homophobic stances.

    I have to tell, Mr Stoodley, it is not a great look. But it is your look.

    Matt

    PS - The Monsal looks awesome.

  • Fuck me piers morgan. Cant you shift him to fox or something?!

  • This has all become a bit Mike Skinner and ‘The Irony Of It All’

  • Many people on this thread live in much farther flung places than Yorkshire.

    Or smack bang in the middle of Yorksha.

    Christ I actually have fb friends in common with this cunt!

  • If I was called Rich Stoodley I'd do everything in my power to hide behind a faceless avatar, but really shouldn't that be Dick Stoodley.

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