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There was a young man who ripped off a hat with a bobble,
As he thought it would get him a gobble,
When the owner did object he was told he'd get wrecked,
But that's when Thom started to wobble;
He stalked and he doxed, tweeted and grammed,
Told everyone else that they didn't understand,
But the more he did talk you could see he's a cock,
So for all the bants and his stainless steel pants all that happened is that he fucked up his brand.
For poor Thom was bred to be heinous,
All the girls he's shagged said he's a total penis,
He blamed grooming gangs and quoted Ayn Rand,
But at the end of the day he could only get a date with his hand and pretend he's abstemious.