The Mamnick Thread

There is a twat called Thom
He believes his clothes are the bomb
He steals others designs
To use for his lines
But delivers with no aplomb

There is a twat called Thom

He believes his clothes are the bomb
He steals others designs
To use for his lines
Which makes him a derivative plum

Winner winner

We have been joined by @Rapid__Rich
Though he’s really a vapid_bitch
Under an assumed name
He thinks he’s got game
He’s one slice short of a sandwich

Shouting at racists in rhyme, it's the future.

A brand who claims that he meks it
Though the truth is he just goes and teks it
Sells boots but dun’t walk
Didn’t design the chip fork
But his favourite hashtag is Brexit

a yomp named thom was a squid
awful hats he made for a quid
no he's not devvo
or even casualco
just some racist collage of our kid.

I came on to London Fixed Gear
With a brain made of acrylic cashmere
I was shot down to fuck
Lost the deals that I'd struck
And left known as Cunt Of The Year

@thebonk has won this thread.

Whinging Thom Twat liked to blub
"I'm a really nice bloke, ask my club!"
But it soon became clear,
Young Thom felt quite queer
Whilst he giggled, with chums, down the pub

Hey diddle diddle
Young Thom did a piddle
All over the kitchen floor
The little dog laughed
To see such fun
So young Thom stole all his insta images and plagiarised the fuck out of em.

There was a young man who ripped off a hat with a bobble,
As he thought it would get him a gobble,
When the owner did object he was told he'd get wrecked,
But that's when Thom started to wobble;

He stalked and he doxed, tweeted and grammed,
Told everyone else that they didn't understand,
But the more he did talk you could see he's a cock,
So for all the bants and his stainless steel pants all that happened is that he fucked up his brand.

For poor Thom was bred to be heinous,
All the girls he's shagged said he's a total penis,
He blamed grooming gangs and quoted Ayn Rand,
But at the end of the day he could only get a date with his hand and pretend he's abstemious.

Which page does he blame Ayn Rand?

I really enjoyed Atlas Shrugged, is it now tainted?

Ayn Rand

Now we are talking!

One of my favourite quotes of hers ...

"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."

I am responsible for what I say, not for people's extrapolations and over-interpretations.

After all, they don't call me the most controversial CEO for nothing.

(Sorry I've only just caught up on the thread, I've just been playing ping-pong/eating chicken/ cycling).

Page 14. I'd say most Ayn Rand is pretty dubious at this point in history.

No, you are.

Go and read The Spirit Level, quick.

HAH

Snap, I even have gears too.

There was once was a thread called Mamnick
The products they looked a bit shit
The owner arrived to much surprise
And started swinging his dick

He stole others work, he sounded alt-right
He copied and pasted late into the night
A man of the people, he went on rants
With nasty opinions excused as bantz

Sock puppets arrived to defend him
But even more arrived condemning
Online or off, in person or not
Thom proved he’s not worth defending

The libtards took stock of this twat
Wearing that daft bobble hat
He had some front so we called him a cunt
On his bonnet we collectively shat

excuséd as bantz

Rhymes better.

A "brand" - but most were oblivious
The "creator's" views are invidious
Some sought to defend
Because the cretin would send
Them socks adorned with a word frankly hideous.

@Dammit nice parquet

It's just not sensible
If your views are reprehensible
To draw attention to that
To try and flog a hat

Oh yeah, and don't rip off the mainstays of your favourite scene
Don't go around doxxing just 'cause you've been
Exposed as a bell
Time will tell
If you can keep yomping without a bean

[Deliver in an American accent, even if you're northern]

I'm a bit late to the party but...

Yomping enthusiast's attire
Fuck boi fans who love his 'satire'
He had both in stacks
But we don't all hate the blacks
And thus, Thom's brand will expire