Foffa Bikes

Nah he says he got it for winning the nocturne.

Nah he says he got it for winning the nocturne.

Must have given it to his partner then.

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that bike's a fucking mess, as per usual foffa form.

“Must have given it to his partner then.“

Well, you would wouldn’t you?!

landbrover's pretty sweet tho.

Looks a tad big for her. Negative standover clearance for starters.

Lovely Defender let down by cack Foffa.

Only if you wanted rid of them...

True, I'd probably find someone I didn't like and give it the.

Don't think I dislike anyone enough actually.

You literally can’t give this shit away.

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Foffa spotted in Aberdeen, sad times....

Mmm, custom.

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Apparently they've been sold to muddyfox too, so appearing at a custom sportsdirect near you soon.

Mother of god that is gruesome.

Looks like it was welded by a teenager after an especially heavy weekend of “roughing up a suspect”

Is that poop wedged in the seat tube cutout?

Looks like it's been stuck together with chewing gum. Shit flavoured chewing gum.

witness the shitness

At what point does it stop being a weld and start being just melted metal? I know it might seem like splitting hairs but I'm pretty sure even an alcoholic Soviet tractor engineer would think that sub-par.

"My forks feel a bit wobbly setting off"
"Frames fucked mate, and it's got a big crack in it."

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Bit of blu-tac, steeper saddle angle, it'll be fine

Just the exception that proves the rule.

Just goes to show that the crack initiator is not always the most obviously terrible welding 😀

I don’t know, could be from the weld initiated at the base of the tube.

it's got a big crack in it

Hope it's a bespoke crack