• So.......

    As some of you will be aware, I had agreed to purchase a Seicento Sporting as some sort of 'bucket list' exercise, to be enjoyed before my imminent departure from this life. In short, it was a turkey in the flesh, and to the owners utter amazement I decided to walk away.

    In the middle of a field. In Lincolnshire. At 8pm. With no coaches coming back to London until the following day.

    If you do end up in a place called Wainfleet, consider staying at the Woolpack - cheap rooms, and full English included...

    So being despondent, I did the only sane thing a man in my position could do - I bought an immaculate 1999 Alfa Romeo 145 Cloverleaf with 140k on the clock and FMDSH on the rebound! Collecting it at the end of the month from Northampton; anyone for a road trip?

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