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I read that as stroke of the penis, which I imagine he's doing furiously throughout this, inbetween crywanking over fantasies of being treated badly by his mother played by Mark Thatcher, sobbing "illogical debate" at the disappointing climax, before washing away the empirical evidence with his union flag socks.
That requires a brain