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Acliff
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Ears pinned back or removed completely. Retain elongated lobes for rule-flouting if you want to sneak into the road category with your TT helmet.
Nose should be bulbous/hemispherical. Alternatively remove completely (+2 airflow, -40 charisma)
Skull should be elongated from birth for that aero teardrop shape and freshly shaved before each ride. You wouldn't even need a TT helmet.