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Ears pinned back or removed completely. Retain elongated lobes for rule-flouting if you want to sneak into the road category with your TT helmet.
Nose should be bulbous/hemispherical. Alternatively remove completely (+2 airflow, -40 charisma)
Skull should be elongated from birth for that aero teardrop shape and freshly shaved before each ride. You wouldn't even need a TT helmet.
frankenbike-
Not having a septum would improve airflow, but would be pretty suspicious of recreational drug use...
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freshly shaved before each ride. You wouldn't even need a TT helmet.
This is already true, bare shaved head is already up there with pointy "safety" helmets and only convincingly beaten by head fairings. This is one of the reasons why I think @xavierdisley is wrong to ban pointy hats in his rules, it gives an advantage to not wearing a helmet. However illusory the benefits of a "safety" helmet might be in a time trial, it shouldn't be that case that people are forced to choose between being "safe" and being fast. It's also a reason to ban head fairings in general.
Acliff
gbj_tester
Does pinning your ears back for aero gains count?
There’s definitely a couple of pros who might gain a watt or two...