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That appears to be based upon some positivist thinking, that the spectrum of 'mince pies' only exists from zero, the absence of mince pies, to the blissful state of possessing mince pies.
However, all true mincers have experienced the enduring dismay of a substandard mince pie, a state of negativity, worse than being bereft of a mince pie.
For year round devotees, we need a balancing list of execrable brands. These can be invoked to revitalise a jaded/blissful palate that has gorged on 5* mince pies.
so if you don't know the pain of not having mince pies for 11 months of the year, you're unlikely to experience the true pleasure of them during their proper season.