• 21/09/2018

    Walton Bridge Road northbound, Shepperton, Surrey.

    Riding home from work tonight, some little prick on his moped has pulled level and his dickhead mate and pushed me off.

    I'm alive.

    Cut up elbow and forearm, shoulder and hip grazed. Helmet saved me this time, I suspect. Its dented so decinitely gonna get a new one.

    Reported to Old Bill, filed as ABH, but as moped had no number plates (shock horror) I don't suspect anything will come of it.

    Todays tailwind and the slight downhill meant hitting the tarmac at over 40kmh. Its my birthday tomorrow, so the cans of Punk IPA I've been saving are coming out.

    Pardon my French. Cunts.

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