Two brown trouser moments this morning on narrow, car-lined residential streets. Both times oncoming drivers drifted offline and only looked up from their mobiles at the last moment to avoid me. Much that I'd love to bemoan modern attention spans, this is reality now so don't be like me and put your life in the hands of the idiots: make eye contact (and be prepared to bail out).
Two brown trouser moments this morning on narrow, car-lined residential streets. Both times oncoming drivers drifted offline and only looked up from their mobiles at the last moment to avoid me. Much that I'd love to bemoan modern attention spans, this is reality now so don't be like me and put your life in the hands of the idiots: make eye contact (and be prepared to bail out).