Recomend me somewhere in South London

And you'd know, having moved here from north London.

Me, I'm a total blow in.

Can confirm.

Source: Live 1/2 mile from Blackheath, friends live in Blackheath, want to move there next year

I live in Blackheath. It's particularly cunty on a warm summer weekend.

Gated communities, the name suggest it's communal but you don't actually have to talk to the neighbours.

@Chalfie yeah good point. And I live strikingly close to Blackheath (wac).

Apols to all the BH forumers here btw, I just can’t shake this feeling when I’m there that it’s got this wierdly Daily Mail vibe on high days & holidays, FT otherwise. It’s got some of the lovliest ‘housing stock’ in London (minus the wierd gated bits east side), hands down. It’s stunning looking. I’m just jealous of anyone who can afford to live there. Obvs.

East Grinstead?

Haywards Heath is also very well connected and a charming little town (read "boring").

Tulse hill

Fohi

Don't you live over the road from meze mangal?

I got attacked on Waterlink Way

by midges.

As someone who's only been here a fortnight, Herne Hill is rather nice

Sydenham, I know of a really nice flat about to go on the market there

That’s true of all of London and most other cities. Green spaces and pubs with gardens do inevitably attract dicks.

Or, more accurately-other people.

Are we really classing Grinstead as South London now?

After 10yrs of testing I would say Nunhead/Peckham/New cross/telegraph hill borders are your best bet

Good pubs, mix of folk, Derny cycle routes to town, London wankery readily available for little effort

Imo

Clapham was always full of cunts
Brixton is now, sadly, full of cunts
Bermondsey is great, but now atrociously expensive
Herne Hill is so very very dull (that’s taking the velodrome, Brockwell Park and Canopy into account) and about to be ruined by Network Rail
Dulwich is just bizarre

Rural Scotland is nice though, if you’re asking

Crystal Palace

Involves gratuitous hills

Has to many pointless cafes and undercooked hipsters

Dinosaurs are nice though

Hills are a pain but the views are great

Can’t beat Crystal Palace cafe and its lack of hipsters

Dinosaurs are awesome but apparently out of date as science has moved on to the point where scientists think they looks different to what they did circa 1850.

Cafe St Germain should legally be the only cafe allowed to operate in Crystal Palace

#outofdatedinosaurs

Shooters Hill

STRETTEM

As per OP: "I would prefer places as far out of town as possible, maybe even North Kent/ North Sussex borders."

E.G. fits the bill nigh on perfectly I'd say.