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@Haino
To the cunt flying up the inside of stationary traffic at 25 mph on a motorbike, after switching from tearing along the outside lane......
Yes, you do that and people are going to get in the way of you
Yes, you get off the bike and scream abuse in their face and how you'll "sort them out", they'll tell you to stop being so aggressive.
Yes, if every fifth word you utter is "cunt", people won't really bother listening to you.
Yes, you start jabbing them with a finger in the chest whilst telling them how you'll beat them up, they'll swipe your hand away and tell you to fuck off.
No, screaming I'M A WOMAN YOU CUNT I'LL SMASH YOU UP YOU HIT A WOMAN" doesn't count when you've done all of the above whilst wearing a helmet, face mask and dark glasses with a deep muffled voice that only gets used for yelling in peoples faces.
No, don't take it funny when people say "you ain't a woman?!? ......No, you aren't!"
And when people ride off cos they've had enough, don't then rev the motorbike up behind them at speed and punishment pass at 30.
Questionably a woman, but certainly NOT a lady.
Quite a scene.