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I thought it was implying that the minging tube seat you are sat on while reading the advert is infested with crabs, and you need to get out of London, like right now, you disgrace of a human.
Sadly the only option appears to be getting the coach, which is not the solution to pant armageddon I was expecting. My eyes are shit but the text appears to be saying 'you can't something on the something in Shoreditch, followed by 'you can get to selected airports for £5', thereby finally confirming the whole coach idea was a shit one in the first place.
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I laughed but I'm not sure if I laughed for the correct reason. It looks like the advert is warning of giant crabs on the loose and to get out of London ASAP. if that's not what everyone else is getting from that then fuck all of you