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New Page with Cheese.

Edit: and glass of beer. A glass.

(Beer is tears in the rain)

Yes.

Edit: No?

A blade royale with cheese

What?

don't have the 'chop skillz to add a tiara or vail.

They were going to Hawaii, not Denver. For my money, Vail would be a nicer venue, but let's draw a veil over it before somebody suggests a honeymoon in Beaver Creek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnb_3ibUp38

Never heard of it

What?

say what again mother fucker

would rep

Americans. They put either mustard or mayo on all their sandwiches, because they are dry, because they have never realised you can put butter or marge on bread. I was quite surprised by this.

Americans also have a very odd idea what constitutes bread

WAIT WAT

Huh, based on my thorough research of occasionally watching ‘Diners, Drive-ins & Dives’, I was under the assumption that they put butter on anything edible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvMbuh56OMo

Would

It really is true, at least for cold sandwiches and bread. They do put it on toast occasionally though I think, if they've run out of peanut butter maybe

Is there anything other than a cucumber sandwich that isn't improved by mayonnaise or mustard?

Very different things. No need for mayonnaise on cheese. Mustard or pickle would be fine though.

Chocolate cake I'd assume. Then again, I never tried it.

Mayonnaise and cheese is a-okay in my opinion. Mustard all the way though.

@slothy I'm sure I've seen a chocolate cake recipe with mayonnaise in, but fucked if I can remember where. Though I meant any sandwich. I guess chocolate cake is kind of a sandwich

Jam sandwich

Creme brûlée

Eton Mess

And many more things that would not be improved with mayo or mustard

I'm sure I've seen a chocolate cake recipe with mayonnaise in

That was my first thought. It's unlikely that we both dreamed it.

Eton Mess

Quite right. Black pepper is the only condiment which improves EM.